I was at an office the other morning, and I was walking down the hallway when I heard this:
"Hey, do you like hash brownies?" - from one computer network guy to another.
"What?" - the astonished reply.
Keep in mind that the office is open, so a yelled conversation is audible to most of the floor.
"Would.you.like.my.hash.brownies?" - spoken slowly and condescendingly, and at volume.
I walked over to the first guy's cubicle, saw the bag of McDonald's Breakfast Value Meal on the desk and had a good chuckle.
"Those are hash browns. Hash brownies are different."
"Oh. Well do you want them or not? I don't like the grease."
Hey, the guy is a whiz on the mainframe.