I was at an office the other morning, and I was walking down the hallway when I heard this:

"Hey, do you like hash brownies?" - from one computer network guy to another.
"What?" - the astonished reply.

Keep in mind that the office is open, so a yelled conversation is audible to most of the floor.

"Would.you.like.my.hash.brownies?" - spoken slowly and condescendingly, and at volume.

I walked over to the first guy's cubicle, saw the bag of McDonald's Breakfast Value Meal on the desk and had a good chuckle.

"Those are hash browns. Hash brownies are different."
"Oh. Well do you want them or not? I don't like the grease."

Hey, the guy is a whiz on the mainframe.