Things have been quiet on the blogosphere for me lately - we have 3 audits coming up in the next 3 weeks. We want to make a good impression on our inspectors, so Kitsch and I are polishing up our office desks, chroming our flight envelopes, buffing and waxing our approach charts and so forth.

Every Tuesday night, a pile of pilots from the corporate / charter niche in Toronto meet a pub by Pearson to swap stories and gossip. Last night was such an evening, and it was a good time as always. If you happen to be on an overnight in Toronto on a Tuesday, drop me an email and I'd be happy to provide specifics. Anyone is welcome as long as you don't mind sitting with a bunch of people who drink beer and talk about airplanes all night long.

Some interesting and good (as opposed to interesting and bad, like discovering that the strange rash you got yesterday has doubled in size) developments are coming up soon also; I'm trying to figure out how to post about them without revealing any possibly confidential details. Once I figure an angle, you'll be the first to know.

While I'm contemplating that, here is a huge list of spoilers for you, courtesy of Wired

Don't read these, they ruin everything :)

* Vader is Luke's dad -- The Empire Strikes Back
* Rosebud was his sled -- Citizen Kane
* She's her sister and her daughter -- Chinatown
* Norman is the killer (in drag) -- Psycho
* Verbal is Keyser Sze -- The Usual Suspects
* Doc is dead -- The Sixth Sense
* Earth, in the future -- Planet of the Apes
* Dog gets put down -- Old Yeller
* Soylent Green is people! -- Soylent Green
* He dumps her -- Gone With the Wind
* Life is a simulation (whoa) -- The Matrix
* Husband is in on it -- Rosemary's Baby
* She is a he -- The Crying Game
* Dave disconnects HAL -- 2001: A Space Odyssey
* Split personality -- Fight Club
* Citizens paint town red -- High Plains Drifter
* Wife's head in box -- Se7en
* Maggie shot Mr. Burns -- The Simpsons
* Mistress shot J. R. -- Dallas
* Laura Palmer's father did it -- Twin Peaks
* Double suicide -- Romeo and Juliet
* 42 -- The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
* Boys are rescued -- Lord of the Flies
* Whale destroys boat, lives -- Moby-Dick
* Shark destroys boat, killed -- Jaws
* He buries himself -- The Hunchback of Notre-Dame
* Gatsby is murdered -- The Great Gatsby
* A-P-P-L-E -- The Da Vinci Code
* John commits suicide -- Brave New World
* Burned books are memorized -- Fahrenheit 451
* Mark Felt is Deep Throat -- Watergate
* Greek soldiers in horse -- The Trojan War
* Samus Aran is a woman -- Metroid
* Prisoner is saved -- The Pit and the Pendulum
* She's an actress -- Lonelygirl15
* They're all in on it -- Murder on the Orient Express
* There is no Santa -- Christmas